25 things in a lifetime

           1. Ride a zebra                                                                                                  

          2. kill a bear with my bare hands    

       3. fight chuck norris

       4. bungee jump

       5. sky dive

       6. ride a flamingo

       7. arm wrestle arnold scwarzenegger  

       8. kill a eightytwo point buck

       9. ride a hot air balloon all the way to china

      10. buy red eye contacts and look a nun dead in the eye

      11. buy a bus, make the old seats into beds and travel

        to different states with my friends

      12. hire two different private investigaters and get them to 

          fallow each other.

      13. make vanilla pudding, put it in a mayo jar and eat it in public.

      14. get into a crowded elvator and say " i bet you're wondering

          why i gathered you here today"

      15. throw a dart on a map and travel to wherever it lands

      16. dress in a clown suit and say " we all float" 

      18. eat a speghetti taco

      19. foot race a gazelle

      20. meet bill murray

      21. meet tom hanks

      22. build a car by myself

      23. 1970 plymoth barrucada

      24. box floyd mayweather

      25. meet a genie and wish for a thousand more wishes